Things Only a Mom Would Know

One day my mother was out and my daddy was in charge. I was 2 1/2 years old and had just been given a little 'tea set;' it was one of my favorite toys. Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought Daddy a little cup of 'tea', which was just water.

After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, Mom came home. Dad had her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!'

Mom waited, and sure enough, I came down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy. As mom watched him drink it up she said, (as only a mother would know... :) 'Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet?'

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